oh man, i keep getting the best resumés

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    Fabriella;
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    oh man, i keep getting the best resumés

    Post by Fabriella; on Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:13 pm

    the position is in our accounting department and a bunch of highschool grads with no post secondary are applying...

    yeah, im going to hire some kid with "babysitter certification" under qualifications

    also, some guy applied and his relevent skill was "completed embalming and funeral director certifications" LOL
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    Post by Dinner; on Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:14 pm

    orly
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    Post by .reckless. on Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:15 pm

    it was a good day when I took Calgary Co-op off my resume...and I worked there for 11 years
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    Post by highonsky on Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:16 pm

    YOU DIDN'T FUCKING EMAIL THAT GUY DID OU, TORRI!?
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    Post by Fabriella; on Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:16 pm

    i certainly did
    he never got back to me
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    Post by highonsky on Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:18 pm

    well now I'll have to go yell at him.
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    Post by Fabriella; on Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:18 pm

    haha, you dont have to
    im now working at my dad's office until he gets back
    even though im just doing reception, all the other people act like im the boss... it's so weird
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    Post by Tiffs on Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:19 pm

    I get resumes for wanting to be waitress with awesome shit on their resumes too and I'm all
    NO
    FUCK YOU
    DON'T WASTE YOUR LIFE HERE
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    Post by blackice. on Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:24 pm

    One of the requirements for my job is: Experience in the EMS field, knowledge of the daily Emergency Services Operations...

    We had a repeat offender apply, and under qualifications was

    "Taken many ambulance trips, comfortable with all attendants" LOL

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