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    i did something gross last night

    Post by .reckless. on Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:21 am

    i ran to puke out the window but couldnt open it
    instead i puked all over the window/my face/body/hands
    i cleaned it up this mornin, and there were unchewed chunks of cheeseburger everywhere
    and I FOUND A FULL PICKLE
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    Re: i did something gross last night

    Post by blackice. on Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:22 am

    I ALWAYS clean up my pukes the same night.
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    Re: i did something gross last night

    Post by Dinner; on Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:23 am

    yeah what he said


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    Re: i did something gross last night

    Post by .reckless. on Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:24 am

    that was the first time i puked somewhere i wasnt supposed to!
    and i passed out right after
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    Re: i did something gross last night

    Post by blackice. on Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:25 am

    Well.
    Except at Kelsi's house.
    But I was so fucked up I don't think I even knew what was going on.
    Erik had to like walk me to the couch and tuck me in.
    I don't know if he took my puke covered jeans off or if I did.
    THAT bad.

    Otherwise whenever I accidentally puke or just get some puke on something I drunkenly clean it up.
    It's usually a funny sight.
    My roomie came downstairs to me ass naked mopping the floor once and using the mop to stay standing.
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    Re: i did something gross last night

    Post by Fabriella; on Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:26 am

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    Re: i did something gross last night

    Post by blackice. on Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:27 am

    I still laugh whenever I remember that story.
    It was a tequila night.
    And I may as well have been hallucinating because when I recapped the convo with him the next day..
    None of what I thought happened happened.

    I thought he laughed and said "PARTY ON DUDE!" then I was like "Fuck yeah!" and walked downstairs to shower.

    What really happened:

    "DUDE?! Are you naked!? Uh. The floor is clean! Go to bed!"
    I mumble incoherent response.
    "Uh.. Are you okay?"
    I stop covering up my naked body and just start flailing my hands about mumbling more before walking into a wall and then taking apparently 5 minutes to get downstairs to shower.
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    Re: i did something gross last night

    Post by .Gunhilde. on Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:29 am

    Tsk. Tsk.


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    Re: i did something gross last night

    Post by _Hiatus_ on Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:55 pm

    A friend of mine could not find the bathroom, so he undid his pants and took a piss right beside the fireplace in his own living room.


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    Re: i did something gross last night

    Post by Fabriella; on Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:55 pm

    he couldn't find the bathroom in his own house?
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    Re: i did something gross last night

    Post by _Hiatus_ on Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:56 pm

    Fabriella; wrote:he couldn't find the bathroom in his own house?

    Southern Comfort really fucks with you, apparently.


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